December 11, 2003

Baby
I sometimes have no idea what the folks at The Onion are talking about:

Baby Boring
TAMARAC, FL-Michelle, the three-week-old daughter of area residents Sue and Allen McKay, is "unbelievably boring," sources close to the couple said Monday. "Sue's always raving about how amazing Michelle is," friend Elena Jacobs said. "But then you meet her, and she barely moves. Who knows? Maybe Michelle is an incredibly charming and engaging little mastermind during the 20 minutes each day that she's awake and not crying." Jacobs added that Michelle must have been born with her mother's eyes and her father's total lack of personality.

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Plane
Pinhead runs out of fuel, gets stuck at McMurdo. My dad could very well be chatting with (and making fun of) this guy even as we speak. Update: word directly from the seventh continent:

I have not met the guy, but did see his *tiny* plane sitting on the ice runway as we got off the C-130 earlier today. He is apparently sleeping in the fuel shed (why not steal 100 gallons?)and is generally being given a cool reception.

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