Electric Josh

Bear
Yet more St. Augustine Bear, now featuring penguins. "I'll make up a psalm about buckets of fish and you write a hymn about bossy zookeepers."
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Blades
We're Going to Five Blades! "Sure, we could go to four blades next, like the competition. That seems like the logical thing to do. After all, three worked out pretty well, and four is the next number after three. So let's play it safe. Let's make a thicker aloe strip and call it the Mach3SuperTurbo. Why innovate when we can follow? Oh, I know why: Because we're a business, that's why!"
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George
Why did George Steinbrenner fund anti-Dean ads? "Considering that Steinbrenner was convicted of giving illegal campaign contributions to Richard Nixon, one would expect him to be particularly alert to any new contributions made by firms he controls. The way the Yankees picked up A-Rod is not the way we should pick a President. Let's not let George Steinbrenner do to America what he's done to baseball."
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