In what universe is it possible for me not to link to the masturbation euphemism generator?
- Having an arm-wrestle with the elephant's trunk
- Five-knuckle-shuffle on the love rifle
- Unsheathing the main drain
- Flaying the bald guy 'til he pukes
- Shaking coconuts from the stump
- Pounding the witness
- Getting to know your one-eyed vessel
- Punchin' old beater
- Fisting your hands with your beauty bar
- Taking your turn at the paddle
Hours of fun! It just doesn't repeat! This thing is endless! From
boingboing.
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