July 22, 2008


Winer: We won in Iraq a long time ago...Then came the occupation. There is no such thing as winning an occupation. You either continue to occupy or withdraw. It's semantic nonsense to apply the verb "win" to the noun "occupation." Seems pretty obvious when phrased that way.
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Mom displays her sick sense of humor (or is it dread? or bafflement?) by sending this to us just days before we all pile into planes for a family reunion:

The idea is to require all airline passengers to wear a "safety bracelet" that will be attached at check-in and removed when the passengers arrive at their destinations. The "safety bracelet" will contain all boarding information, seat assignment and personal information. It will eliminate the need for a boarding pass. Best of all, the "safety bracelet" also acts as a stun device capable of completely immobilizing passengers on command.
The beatings will continue until morale improves or the plane lands. Link.
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